ENGINEERS IN MAJORITY IN INDIAN B-SCHOOLS

As I’ve already told u, engineers r in majority in B-Schools. It is due 2 da fact dat they have high analytical & reasoning abilities & logic coz they r non-muggers.

IIM A STATS

2008 BATCH – 75% ENGG., 12% COMMERCE, 4% ARTS
2009 BATCH – 89%ENGG., 3% COMMERCE, 1% ARTS

http://www.iimahd.ernet.in/recruitment/recruitment_student.htm#01

IIM B STATS

2008 BATCH
91% ENGG, 4% COMMERCE, 2% ARTS

http://www.iimb.ernet.in/iimb/html/pgp-placement-batchprofile.htm

IIM INDORE STATS

http://www.iimidr.ac.in/iimi/pages/students/pgp0709-5.php

BATCH 2009
JUST 10 STUDENTS FROM ARTS & COMMERCE

IIM SHILLONG STATS

http://www.iimshillong.in/participants-zone/participants-profile.asp

Arts 0
Com/Mgmt 2
Engg/Tech. 58
Science 4
Total 64

Faculty of Management Sciences, DU has listed 99 students for summer internship for da batch of 2009.
THEIR AVG SAL>15 LPA!
http://www.fms.edu/placements/batchprofile2008ft.php?page=1
There r only 22 non-science Indians outta 99!
1 is MSc & da rest r engineers. 1 is a doc.

It is not to b overlooked dat many engineers go abroad for further studies & jobs.

ANOTHER BIG PROOF

SO HERE COMES ANOTHER BIG PROOF.
THE TIMES OF INDIA reported that 41% students of IIT-B in 2006 took FINANCE & Consulting jobs. Now the figure has increased.
Link – http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Get_engineering__management_degrees_from_IIT-B/rssarticleshow/3334846.cms

Some ppl will think y these engineers are being offered splendid jobs in FINANCE. The answer is simple – THEY CLEARED THE WORLD’S TOUGHEST EXAM based on analytical ability, reasoning & logic & they r thus VERY INTELLIGENT.

The salaries offered 2 them r in many cases MORE THAN 16 TIMES THE HIGHEST SALARIES OFFERED TO DELHI UNIVERSITY GRADUATES, WHO’VE OBVIOUSLY LEARNT MORE ABOUT FINANCE THAN IITians. THE REASON IS THAT DELHI UNIVERSITY STUDENTS’VE BEEN SELECTED ON THE BASIS OF THEIR MUGGING ABILITY ( MARKS IN BOARDS EXAMS ).

You can c the placement statistics & know the truth. MORE THAN 70% IIMites R ENGINEERS FROM ENGINEERING COLLEGES LIKE IITS, BITS, NITS & DCE ETC.

Ppl fail 2 understand that boards require only mugging. Those who say that they’ve understood the syllabus, they must know that Entrance exam syllabus is totally different & that boards exam syllabus is so easy that any1 can understand it.

Mind you, memory is different from intelligence & there r many kids who r intelligent but don’t have good memories & hence don’t do well in school exams.

I’ve met many of these kind. So it is very true that BOARDS ARE NOT A CRITERIA FOR INTELLIGENCE.

I’m gonna start a forum soon so that every1 can comment easily.

Is IIT M Director mad?

An excerpt from a blog -

IIT Madras director M S Ananth said that board toppers should get into IITs because they have intelligence. WHAT THE FUCK? Why do we have such people in our country’s elite institute who are gonna doom it. Even if he had cleared JEE(Those days board toppers also got admission there) then mind you, JEE is a LOT tougher nowadays. THAT MAD MAN WANTS MUGGERS TO GET INTO IIT & SCREW THE IIT BRAND-NAME. THIS MAN NEEDS AN ASYLLUM.

Everyone preparing for entrance exams knows that boards require only cramming & 0% intelligence. Memorizing doesn’t make one intelligent. Entrance exams require thorough mental reasoning & analytical ability.

OK, He’s right in saying that only those who’ve taken coaching make it to IIT. BUT WHY NOT CHANGE THE BLOODY BOARDS SYLLABUS & MAKE IT SAME AS JEE SYLLABUS? Then only 5% will pass but if it is made a lot easier than IIT-JEE, then India can have the largest pool of skilled people in the world who’ll have logic in their brains! But the brains of 99% school teachers ain’t equipped to teach JEE syllabus as they too have made their way as teachers by mugging.

JEE is the toughest exam in the world so one can’t eliminate it so easily. IIT Professors & fellow IITians will also agree with what I’m saying.

Ask BANSAL classes’ director Mr Bansal if boards are a criteria for intelligence & you’ll get a slap on your face!

CBSE BOARDS ARE HELL

CBSE Boards are just a complete wastage of time as -

1. They are a platform for muggers to prove themselves that their memories are one of the best in the world . Muggers definitely score more. They do not have focus on analytical ability & logical reasoning.

2. They suppress our talent and change our focus towards learning the things which we won’t be using the whole of our life.

3. They eat away the 2 years we have to prepare for entrance exams.

4. We perform practicals that are un-necessary and don’t give us an extra edge.

5. They aren’t important for skill development that is required to compete with our counterparts in developed countries.

6. AIEEE & IIT-JEE have different syllabus (logical & analytical) than the boards.

7. We got to have 75% attendance in school.

8. They definitely can’t get us to MIT, CALTECH, IITs or even NITs.Boards exams are definitely meant to screw the lives of non-muggers like us.If you think the same then this community is a platform for us to discuss how we can save our lives from being screwed. So please join this community and lets confederate. Log on at http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=37723044

Hey I amn’t telling u 2 come on streets shouting slogans but v all know that v gotta do sumthing – on the net, won’t take much of ur precious tym. Make a site or atleast leave a comment here.

I’m gonna start a forum; I’ll b glad if u can discuss dere.

DELHI UNIVERSITY’S ADMISSION PROCEDURE IS CRAP

Delhi University is a premier institute of Commerce, Arts & yet their admission procedure is crap. They take students on the basis of their mugging abilities (Marks in board exams). They must organize entrance exams to take only those students who have the required aptitude & ability.

If their admission procedure is right, plz tell me isn’t the percentage of students from IITs getting into top B-Schools & going abroad for further studies (after world-level exams) more than DU students? It certainly is…..the reason being that the officials of these colleges & universities used 2 be muggers. So they encourage mugging.

They’d say “So guyz & gals, welcome 2 our insti. We gotta show the world that we can store info in our minds a lot better than their database systems.”

The result – many dumbos get into good colleges & the innovative ones are left behind.

This system should end soon……..

If DU’s admission procedure is good, then y do finance companies like McKinsey, Goldman Sachs & Lehmann Brothers give whopping salaries to IITians & not DUites? The answer is quite simple, they need people with logic & IITians fill da slot.

In IITs,

McKinsey pays upto 1 crore per annum
Goldman Sach pays 40 LPA
Lehmann Brothers pays 32 LPA

Some old news to support my view – the packages differ now -

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1529318.cms

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/msid-1416846,flstry-1.cms

BOARDS ARE NOT A CRITERIA FOR INTELLIGENCE

Plzzzz comment

HIGHER ORDER THINKING SKILLS OR HIGHER ORDER MUGGING SKILLS?

I saw all the CBSE sample papers. Some questions have been qualified as those that require ‘HIGHER MENTAL ABILITY’ but the fact is that they require high mugging ability. They do not have any focus on concepts. The teachers who make CBSE papers are fools. They don’t know the difference between a fact and a concept. They had become teachers only because they did not have aptitude for jobs that require mental efforts.

They don’t know the slightest difference between intelligence & mugging ability.

The NCERT textbook committee should have at-least 2 representatives from well-known coaching classes or a few IITians.

Plz comment.

What the hell are practicals for?

What the hell are practicals for? I mean they do not give us the extra edge they claim. CBSE can’t impart us extra knowledge by making us perform silly practicals. They require us to mug and write in the practical paper and waste a lot of our time in writing these practicals and making projects. I reckon that practicals should be stopped. Viva requires us to have the capability of a relational database management system ,searching for queries about what is asked and then answer the teachers like parrots. The Indian educational system is crap.

I recently gave Informatics Practices practical. In the viva, my brain’s relational database management system went kaput and I lost marks in it. I am looking forward to give the memory tests (starting March 1) but I amn’t sure whether I will get enough marks to give BITSAT or not.

Physics practical was good-for-nothing too.

Please let me know what you feel about this.

Some TOI editors are fools

Some of the editors of the TIMES OF INDIA are fools. Once I wrote them about the standard of education in India and they didn’t even publish it on their website because I think they have been recruited by taking their board marks into consideration. If you are not an IITian, you can show what I wrote to one of them and they’d know I am right!!! This is right as TOI stated that more than 20% IITians go abroad.

These people think that only they are right. They did not consult an IITian to confirm if it was right or not.

This is what I wrote -

This is in apropos to the article published on the Editorial page (page no.16) of your newspaper on December 17, titled ‘Say No to Rote Learning’. I had reckoned that an article of this nature will once be published in your newspaper and I was eagerly waiting for it because giving you feedback is easier than getting an article published in your newspaper.

The Indian educational system is a crap. The very existence of boards is the biggest proof of this. If one knows about IITs and the IIT entrance exam IIT-JEE, one would know that learning in schools is complete rote based. The School curriculum focuses on learning things rather than applying them in different situations. Many students who get above 90% in Boards but don’t get good ranks in any of the entrance exams are considered intelligent by people but actually the are muggers. Their abilities are nothing compared to the students who get good ranks in entrance exams like IIT-JEE, AIIMS & AIEEE, BITSAT to name a few.

This doesn’t apply only to Science stream students. Commerce students get entry to prestigious colleges on the basis of board marks and not their logic & reasoning ability; so many of them aren’t skilled enough and can’t apply their reasoning in real-life situations. I reckon that Commerce colleges should have entrance tests. One can understand this by knowing that over 40% of the students of IIMs are IITians( I don’t know the exact figure). IITs, being No.2 engineering institute (all 7 of them) in the world have students with great skills & analytical ability. Everyone is acquainted with the fact that IITians get plush jobs. Actually, boards are memory tests. They don’t focus on analytical ability & reasoning like entrance exams, they focus on memorization. Those who get good ranks in entrance exams don’t always get good marks in boards if they aren’t good at memorizing. In the whole country, there is not a single private school affiliated to CBSE, which makes it mandatory for there students to complete 75% attendance, which is a rule of CBSE. The students in these schools prepare for entrance exams and don’t go to school much. But their attendance registers show their attendance because their teachers and school administration mark them as present even if they are absent. In spite of the rules been broken, this shows a transition from rote learning to reasoning. There is no such thing of rote learning like board exams in the US which makes the students of US better than their Indian counterparts. If one tells someone who isn’t aware about competitive exams that he/she scored over 90% in board exams, the other person opens his/her mouth wide and says “Great yaar, you are very intelligent!” It is a pity that intelligence of a person in our country is reckoned by knowing their marks in board examinations. In a poll recently created by me on Orkut’s community ‘AIEEE PREPARING STUDENTS’, some the students didn’t criticize the boards (most of them did) because there syllabus is not much different from AIEEE (though the former focuses on rote learning and latter on logic). But what if there are no XI & XII classes? Then it will be easier for students to prepare for entrance exams themselves by self study or joining institutions like Bansal coaching classes(Kota), FIITJEE, Narayana, etc. This will be very helpful in creating skilled labour are very important for our country’s economy. Only then we will be able to compete with our foreigner counterparts who are currently better than us. Some other Orkut communities like CBSE BOARDS ARE HELL & OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS also focus on this issue.

Actually what is taught in schools is ejjukayshion and not education. They may sound same but are very different. Closing down XI & XII classes doesn’t mean that the teachers who teach these classes will be rendered jobless; they would still have other classes to teach. Most of them aren’t trained and intelligent to prepare students for entrance exams because most of them wouldn’t have an idea about the toughness of IIT-JEE. We have to create a large skilled labour pool in our country. This can only be done if the minds of students are open for reasoning, not memorization.

Boards suppress our thinking ability

I think that Boards suppress our thinking ability because students preparing for boards don’t think too deeply while solving problems that require reasoning. It is very common on communities like I LOVE MATHS which has many users but half of them are losers. They think boards are a measure of one’s intelligence and they themselves can’t solve simple problems. I know a guy who got 95.4% in CBSE this year but his AIR in AIEEE is more than 2 lakh. What is ur opinion? Plz comment.

Entrance exams like IIT-JEE, AIEEE,BITSAT etc. require reasoning & analytical abilities which muggers lack.

According to the section 52C of the constitution, board exams are meant to waste 4-5 yrs of ur life to learn how to waste the remaining time of ur life.